User:Sonic80/pervertedjustice

OOOOOOOOOOOOOFighting for Perverts, with Perverts since 2001 Have you been wronged? Has some snot-nosed kid escaped your van and got to the Police? Was that 13 year old girl really a decoy working Dateline NBC? Sadly, events like these happen all to often in the internet predator profession. What do you do about it? Walk into a room spiked with hidden cameras and Chris Hansens, embarrass yourself on national television, then spend 6 to 60 months in prison? That's no way to live your life, and fortunately with Perverted Justice it doesn't have to be anymore! Perverted Justice exclusively hires victims of the cruel oppressive regime that is the laws of the United States (and some other countries). Did you know that it's not technically illegal to solicit a minor for sex, or to send and receive pornographic pictures of children? Even abducting a minor, murdering, and ass-raping their mangled corpse is perfectly legal, under the right conditions. In fact, under the right conditions, we can make the entire To Catch a Predator program illegal! Our Mission Statement Services Offered Open Positions

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