User:Snappy710

Hey everyone, my name is Dylan, but you can call me Dilly. Welcome to my new Uncyclopedia account. I'm sorry if this is unintentionally a sockpuppet account, but I got banned for different periods (and I had multiple accounts I create for this reason), and this is my newest account. Moving forward, I'm gonna try (and do) my best to actually be funny.

"The Rutles rocks. :)"

Still looks like Heaven.

LET'S SING A SONG OF PENNZOIL!

Lol

userboxes

I'm gonna need help putting these userboxes into a box to put on the right - if anyone can help out, I'd appreciate it. Thank you!

Snappy710 also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Therefore, are BALLLRRRGGAG awesome.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Snappy710 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user wastes their life playing games on Steam.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?

This user was brought to you by the letters B, J and the number 1.3E7900.

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This user's timezone is UTC-8 (EST/EDT). Their time is currently 09:44. ()

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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank.

This user is a socialist and jealous of China.

This user is a libertarian

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 years, 4 months and 10 days.

Who am I?

Name: Dilly/Dylan (but you already knew that)

Gender: Non-binary (I prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms)

Age: 21

Birthplace: Clearfield, PA

Current place of residence: Kentucky

Favorites: TBD because I'm a bit lazy

Why are you here?

I HAVEN'T posted anything on Uncyclopedia for years, and I know some of you are gonna ask, so I'm gonna pre-answer some questions that a lot of you are gonna ask in what I call 'frequently pre-asked questions that have already been answered so you DON'T have to' (or 'FPAQTHABASYDHT'):

1. Q: Aren't you on Uncyclopedia before?

• A: Yes, I've been on Uncyclopedia (I'm gonna shorten the usernames for you because I refuse to say the full usernames) - I joined as 'Tiger' in 2013/2014 on the original Uncyclopedia (originally "uncyclopedia.wikia.com", now "uncyclopedia.com"); I got banned there, so I moved to this Uncyclopedia - I got banned there as well, so I created some other accounts 'Strange' and 'Mackie', but then I got banned until December 2020 (and my other account got banned too), so I went to Illogicopedia as Sophia (after both the Goddess of Uncyclopedia and the Uncyclopedia account). I'm NOT sure if Spike is still around, so if you're reading this Spike, I'm very sorry for NOT being funny enough. I obviously prefer this Uncyclopedia site because at least I get to atone for my not-being-funnyness without being called a 'ban evader'.

2. Q: Are you thinking about rejoining Illogicopedia?

• A: Illogicopedia have been in the void for a while, so I think rejoining and dusting off Sophia would be good.

3. Q: Are you gonna try to be at least 20% more funny?

• A: I'll try, I guess.

4. Q: ¡Ay Chihuahua! (Do you have a lot of bathtub cheese?)

• A: ¡Ay Chihuahua! (I'm NOT sure if I do...)

5. Q: Are people gonna be offended by that previous part?

• A: I'm a bit worried that there would be complaints, so I apologize for the Ay Chihuahua part.

6. Q: Where are you?

• A: I'm typing this in Kentucky.

7. Q: How are you?

• A: I'm doing fine, thank you for asking.

8. Q: Why are you?

• A: Why are you asking that question?

9. Q: When are you?

• A: I was born on July 10th, 2004.

10. Q: What are you?

• A: "If you don't know what I am, Go ask your parents." - Dilly/Dylan, 2014'

11. Q: Are you just gonna show off some stuff from your old userpages, as well as some infoboxes and get this over with?

• A: As a matter of fact, I'm showing exactly that right now.

12. Q: Given you're a left-libertarian, what kind of party in the Commie Party of Uncyclopedia do you belong to?

• Serious answer: I CAN'T decide what party yet.'
• Sassy answer: SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG

13. Q: Are you autistic?

• A: I actually have autism. Seriously.

Something for Someday for Someone for Somebody (more stuff from my old userpages)

That goldfish is a spy!

Happy Pup

Bang Bang, Cops and robbers,

Bang Bang, Robbers and cops,

Bang Bang, Rob that bank,

Put 'em in jail, Put 'em in jail.

Watch out, Pete Best

Cool Things to Do

Confession

“Make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. If the Civil War is Hell. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Killing You

UnMessage

When if is Big or small, Billy Mays has it all.

UnNews Radio

BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters

Interview with Marios Charalambous

I'll just put this here because this article is currently under construction

• Procrastination

See also

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External links

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