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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 1999	Question: 3
The Prince of Darkness designates yet another victim. "Machiavelli may have had something there." ~Jesus, on The Prince The cardinals have just elected you the next Renaissance Pope. However, your spies inform you that certain members of the clergy are plotting your downfall. To assert your dominance, you: Throw a lavish party, filled with erotic fruit eating and flashdancing Can all the department chiefs, excommunicate their families, demand loyalty oaths from everyone remaining, and triple the size of the Swiss Guard Issue a bull entitled Puniceus Pluvia.