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Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 800+3.14159	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is YELLOW . You have had a very interesting and worthwhile life; the only problem is that you have vanished into history: D. March 3, 1918, Outer Space. A graduate of the Yale International School of Hydraulic Negotiations, our hero attained notoriety at the tender age of nineteen by being the first woman to fly across the English Channel on a cruise missile. Taking Hans Blix as her model, she dyed her hair white at twenty-two and moved into the diplomatic service. During the next two decades she uncovered weapons of mass destruction in ancient Persia, bartered an influenza epidemic cure for moon rocks, and negotiated a food drop into West Berlin during a time when Willy Brandt threatened to cut his own head off if he didn’t get some bratwurst immediately. Our heroine’s major effort, however, was to arrange to trade much of the Ukraine to Germany in exchange for peace with the Soviet Union. Attempting to circumnavigate the world this year via television satellite as a publicity stunt for CNN, she disappeared without a trace. Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!