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 What Color Is Your Obituary? Score: 1984 Question: 3
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Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions.


What Color is Your Obituary ?

The color of your obituary is ORANGE .


You have ceased to be a human individual in your society. You have become a god. Minitrue writes:

D. June 8, 1949, London, Big Brother, Ingsoc founder, bellyfeel doubleplusgood fullwise.  Oldthinkers unbellyfeel same crimethink.
Big Brother directs always unpax against Eastasia.  Responsible for Miniplenty announcement chocolate rations increased last quarter
twenty-seven percent.  Also responsible for 1984 oldspeak words eliminated from latest edition of Newspeak dictionary.  Bellyfeel
two minutes’ hate for Goldstein to show respect for Big Brother, Miniluv watching.

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