User:Shandon/Obituary/Seventeen

Obituary

What Color Is Your Obituary?	Score: 1337	Question: 3
Death Coach Online is pleased to provide you with this complimentary obituary undertaken via painstaking historical study, psychoanalysis and type-characterization, and concisely arrived at through the previous three questions. What Color is Your Obituary ? The color of your obituary is REDBLUEYELLOWGREENINDIGO. Because you are in chunks . You have experienced premature and violent personal Armageddon. Your hometown newspaper recalls: D. September 18, 1970, Big Creek, Belize, courtesy of purple haze-induced wallowing during a scuba diving incident. He accomplished his lifelong goal of petting a great white shark, which then did the extreme courtesy of eating him. According to cross-dressing Braille scientists, the pattern of his air bubbles conveyed a sense of “Woooooahhhh, man…” during the final moments. Our local boy tramped from place to place, never settling down except beneath the shade of a mango tree, and now we take comfort that he is in that great big mosh pit of the beyond. His generosity, his sociability, his inanity, shall be truly missed. Are you intrigued into wanting detailed information about your specific existence? Try our PERSONALIZED SERVICE -- a true bargain at only $29.95! Beta Version available soon! Questions? We're here to help ! Try The Test Again!