User:Schism/Doohickey Corporation
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| Founder(s) | Shlim Quomba Charbleston |
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| Key people | Shlim Quomba Charbleston (Head Inventor & CEO), Zipbleep (Inventor of the Month) |
| Industry | Inconvenient and useless machines |
The Doohickey Corporation is an American company operating out of a secret underground lab of unknown location. The company is famous for its useless inventions. The company, founded in 1952, is currently operated by Shlim Quomba Charbleston, the most genius inventor in all the land.
Founding[edit | edit source]
The founding of the Doohickey Corporation was a very simple event. In 1952, Shlim Quomba Charbleston was destitute, and suffering from homelessness syndrome. Charbleston would begin to utilize trash around him and from the dumpster. There, he would construct the first doohickey, the Birdinator. Using his Birdinator, he would successfully convert several people into pigeons or something. Charbleston would approach the US government shortly after, planning to sell his invention to the US military. The Defense department (apparently war department because trumpy schmumpy) would buy it, producing it in limited amounts, used by about 4 people in Korea, wiping out entire divisions. In an attempt to keep the Birdinator secret, the government would pay Charbleston billions in hush money. Shortly after, Charbleston would construct a secret entrance to an underground laboratory through a trash can, where he would begin working on the Table that follows you. The rest is history, as he would begin hiring shortly after.
100% useful inventions that definitely benefited society[edit | edit source]
temporary list until I finish this section:
Birdinator
The Birdinator is the first invention of Charbleston. It uses the rays from a potato-enhanced pigeon to power a battery that powers a ray that converts biological tissue into pigeons. The doodad resembles a pistol.
- kitchen apparatus
- deep sea creature
- twentyeightk
- bouncy phone that protects your springs
- rat copter
- radial nonacycle of eternal revolution
- crab chair
- 4 doodads of the apocalypse
- machine to manufacture sheep using sheep-generative goo (mmsusgg)
- boinger
- whatever else I find on r/doohickey corporation
Useful contributions to society[edit | edit source]
