User:Rocknrolltillthend
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A brief history[edit | edit source]
"Rocknrolltillthend" is a silly little crinklepop from the town of East Bumfuck. He was raised into a family of baboons, who quite effectively taught him the art of not being accepted into social normalcy. This aspect of his early life caused him to become a social hazard, flagrantly huffing kittens by the age of 5.
Having come into the world by means of asexual fission , "Rocknrolltillthend" was a crazy little fucker from the start. Vandalizing fisher-price toy cars and killing snakes became his pastimes by the age of 6, until he started going to elementary school. That shit fucked him up. "Rocknrolltillthend" was forced into taking minute doses of LSD by the time he was in the third grade, which was when the shit started hitting the fan. With a vague sense of reality to rely on, "Rocknrolltillthend" entered the fourth grade with a mind so contorted that all he could think about was the flapping jowls of a bloodhound in motion. This sort of thinking would not last long, however, as he managed to run away to Narnia at the start of his second semester.
"Rocknrolltillthend" drudged his way through his teenage years, listening to excessive amounts of Nirvana and sodapop. Wait... you can't listen to sodapop...
He now resides within a mental institution in the land of nod, broadcasting information such as this onto the interwebs. "Rocknrolltillthend" makes most of his money by stealing from hobos and busking on polka songs. He is now recognized as the first person to have tamed a grue.
As quite made quite apparent by this article, "Rocknrolltillthend" is somewhat obsessed with gif files.
lubricant lingerie[edit | edit source]
"Rocknrolltillthend" is a fantastical loony mayonnaise who likes to despair within the yogurt.
This silly man is the same one who managed to huff a full grown cat.
"Rocknrolltillthend" is also a person who loves to be redundant in his redundant speaking, make his speech redundant, and basically be redundant beyond normal redundancy.
BITCH!
I LOVE YOU!
Some other businees to tend to[edit | edit source]
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh SHITBALLS!!!
PLASTIC FUCKING BOOBIES!!!
GO HOME![edit | edit source]
GO HOME, YOU FROTHY LITTLE PIMPLEPUS!!!
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]
I swear to dog, when I evolve, Imma gonna kill you all...
Now, for the introduction of vast incoherence and the youtuber of rubber duck.
Would salad be melodramatic? I would really multiply to know. Long weekends at the quote have mysteriously reduced my jellybean.
negroes.
frothy negroes.
Dude...[edit | edit source]
Imma vigilant pen that deceived a vein for a whole bunch of cows.
OK... back to common sense![edit | edit source]
(Not really)
