User:Raven 1959

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“Raven 1959 is the bare mouse in a vulva of bare ricers.”

Tom Cruise on Raven 1959

Greetings. I am Raven_1959. According to numerous sources, I come from the North-East of England, but this is hotly contested as simply being a rumour. I am currently 17 years old (though this may change to any random number - why, I don't know) and am currently getting ready to face the vile beast known as university, and the vile beats known as Hardcore Techno. I understand that the template:text ratio here is heavily skewed, mainly because I have no imagination whatsoever.

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