User:Projectmayhem666/HowTo:Piss off Islam
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This is the HowTo guide for pissing off the most evil religion in the world. This guide will demonstrate the art of depicting Mohammed, what to say to really get their burkas in a twist, along with the best way to burn the Quran.
Depicting Mohammed in cartoon form[edit | edit source]
As demonstrated by Denmark in 2006 & South Park in 2007, this is probably the easiest and most entralling was to start a good old fashioned, middle-eastern flag burning frenzy. The first step is to know what you are going for, are you just trying to cause a minor offence and have some hairy Arab wearing a "I am the prophet Mohammed" nametag. Or are you going for the make your city the number one target for terrorism in the world by drawing Mohammed munching on a ham while screwing a camel thats munching on the Quran. Either way you need to know what sort of offence you are going for.
The second step is to actually draw your image, this is quite easy to do. Start with the outline of a person, in whatever position you require. Add outlines of any animals, objects or sacred books of a false religion as well so you can work around what is going to be placed there already. Next move onto details, you're looking to add one of those cloths with the ring around it on their heads (Turbans are for Seihks not the Islamicabads). You also want to add a beard, a huge hooked nose, all of which are very easy to draw.
The third step is distribution, you need to make your art known, the best way to do this is buy a domain, buy up ad space on google and call it something like www.allah.org, just to get the hits. In no time you will have angry sand dwellers flaming your website and threatening your great, glorious nation with complete carnage. A couple of tips here is to not register the website under your real details, reason being, it is believed the highest level of Islamic Intelligence Service know how to do a whois.
The final step is responding with a simple "lol, fag".
Things to say to get their burkas in a twist[edit | edit source]
This section of the guide will be written as a list to give you some ideas, you could combine two maybe 3, come up with your own, change them a little even mix these up and so much more, this list is full of endless possibilites.
- "Hey letterbox face!"
- "Want some bacon?"
- "Thanks for the oil."
- "Two muslims walk into a bar, BOOM BOOM!"