User:Progkeeg

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Hello, fellow uncyclopedians...

Aren't I a CUTIE-WOOTY PIE!!111????
Who's a cutie-wooty pie? YOUR a cuty-wooty pie! YES U R! YES U R!1111
















WELCOME TO MY SUPER-DUPER FABULOUSLY AWESOME AND HAPPY CHEERY FUNTIME USER PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Things I Do Like[edit | edit source]


Things I Do Not Like[edit | edit source]

  • The Passion of the Christ!!111 It made me sad :(
  • Panic! at the Disco
  • Emo the only exception would be Emo-Hitler cuz he's so dreamy... :))
  • Tramp Stamps
  • The number 3,783,938,192,393,716,294,956,029,287,238,918,094,513,465,235,763.6
  • Furry little woodland creatures who secretly worship Satan
  • Mean people... they make me sad..!!! :(

How To Be Cheerful and Happy and Gay (In the Non-Homosexual/Lesbainistic Sense)... LIKE ME!!! :))[edit | edit source]

I know that lots of people nowadays are really depressed and sad and unhappy :(

My SUPER DAY JOB!!1111111111111

I don't like it when people are sad and unhappy because that makes me unhappy :((

So as a pubic service, I've decided to help out all of you by helping you to be a cheerful and happy and gay (in the non-homosexual/lesbianistic sense)... JUST LIKE ME!!1111111111

  1. Don't be a homosexual! This is because being gay is an abomination in the eyes of the LORD and every time you depressed little emo boys out there have anal intercourse and go to emo concerts looking for strange flesh, Jesus strangles kittens with his bare hands. I DON'T WANT JESUS TO STRANGLE KITTENS WITH HIS BARE HANDS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS AND I ALSO LOVE KITTENS!11111 AND SEEING JESUS STRANGLING KITTENS (WHICH IS SOMETHING I LIKE) MAKKES ME SAD. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SAD!!!!!!1111 I WANT TO BE HAPPY!!!1 ALL THE TIME!!111
  2. Dye your hair a bright color!1 Just to be happy, you should dye your hair a bright color like pink or blue!111 Its especially cool if you choose the hair color of your favorite manga character. DON'T CHOOSE THE COLOUR OF UR FAVOURTIE ANIME CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 IF U DO IT MEANS THAT UR A POSER!!!!!111 AND POSERS MAKE ME SAD!!!!!!!!!111 AND POSERS ARE NATURALLY SAD BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REALLY HAPPY!!!111 HOW CAN YOU BE A POSER AND BE HAPPY??????///// U CUN'T!!111 BECAUSE POSERS ARE NATURALLY UNHAPPY!!!!!!111
  3. Love Kittens!!!!11 Kittens are a natural afrodisiac, which means they make you happy!!!111 Loveing puppies is wrongs.
  4. CHANGE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC!!!!1 If you're depressed, your should stop listening to that godfawful heathen depressing music you listen to all the time. You all probably listen to evil satanic music like Good Charlotte, Evanesence, and worst of all Creed. Instead you should listen to what I listen to; HAPPY HARDCORE!!!1111 ITS FAIRLY OBVIOUS WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HAPPY HARDCORE!!111 WHY, IT'S EVEN GOT HAPPY IN THE NAME!!!!!111 THAT5 MEAKES ME HAPPY!!!!!!!111 4 SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Change your clothing styles!!!1 Stop waering your drabby black emo and goth clothes!!11 Instead you should dress up in pretty bright colors. but be careful to not looklike hippies, becuase HIPPIES ARE FLOOTING SMELLY AND THAY HATE JESUS AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!!!! PHISH MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF!!!!111 proof is here for all you godforsaken HIPPIES!!!!111
  6. Don't watch the news!!!!11 News just makes me unhappy with all the death and stuff. So don't watch (unless its Fox & Friends).
  7. Don't Be Black!!!!111 BLACK IS A DARK COLOR AND DARK COLORS JUST MAKE YOU SAD AND DEPRESSED. INSTEAD YOU SHOULD BE WHITE OR YELLOW!!!!11 RED IS KINDA PUSHING IT.!
  8. Don't be Jewish!!!!11 Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!!!11 Mel Gibson said so. IT HAS TO BE TRUE!!!111 BESIDES, WAR MAKES PEOPLE SAD AND OTHER PEOPLE DIE. WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DIE LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME SAD!!!!111111111
  9. Become bulemic!!1111 This is especially good if you don't have any self-confidence to make you hapy. As soon as you starts to practoice bulimia, you'll feel better soon!!!111 WHY WAIT IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND UNHAPPY????// YOU SHOULDN'T WAIT IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY!!1 START BEING BULEMIC RIGHT AWAY!!!!11 RIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTT AAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!111111
  10. BLOW JOBS!!!!!!11111 Perform blowjibs on your boyfriend, or any ghuy that you want to like you. As soon as you put his you-know-what in your mouth, you'll feel better!!!11 GUARANTEED! This does not apply if you are a guy, because that would make you a dirty homo!!!111 and we don't like your kind around here from where i'm from!!1111111
  11. ALWAYS USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY!!!!!!!11 IF YOU USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY ALL THE TIME, THEN PEOPLE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU RIGHT, BECAUSE IT WILL LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!!!!11 THE FACT THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WILL READ YOUR STUFF AND WRITING WILL BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE RIGHT AWAY, SO THENYOU'LL START TO BE HAPPUY RIGHT AWAY!!!111 LOWER CASE IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BE UNHAPPY TO EVERYONE AND AROUND EVERYONE!!!!11

I'LL put more down here later. BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1111

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