User:Poke it with a stick

“POKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

~ Poke it with a stick on Cancer

“POKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

~ Poke it with a stick on Conservatism

“POKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

~ Poke it with a stick on Politics

“POKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

~ Poke it with a stick on World Domination

“DISTTTRACTIONNNNNNNN”

~ Poke it with a stick on 2+2

“Disgrace”

~ Poke it with a stick on Poke it with a stick on 2+2

“Yes Sherlock that is definitely the greatest thing that ever happened to the world since chopped liver!”

~ Poke it with a stick on Sarcasm

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“Fun!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Poking something with a stick

“Stop it! That Hurts!”

~ Nerd on Oscar Wilde poking him with a stick

How to Poke It with a stick

To poke it with a stick, you will need a stick and an it to poke. First you will need a stick. If you care, pick one up from the ground otherwise, go up to a tree and break one off...go ahead! It is very fun!

After acquiring a stick, you need to pick an it that is proper to poke, such as:

• A furry rock that is snoring
• An old, fatty, blob sitting in a chair
• A Fatty tissue that has no reason being in your brain.
• A Monster
• A silver square

Be aware before poking it with a stick that the something may turn out to be something dangerous such as:

• A Bear
• A Politician
• Cancer
• An Extremist
• A Claymore

For advanced users, carving the end of the stick that the poking will be transferred from into a point will increase the probability that the poking will be effective.

Poking

After acquiring a target and a stick, move up to it stealthily. When you are withing three feet of your target, move your arm back by contracting your muscles and thinking about it. After moving you arm all the way back, relax your muscles and take three deep breaths. After breathing, contract the muscles in you arm again and bring the stick forward at high speed into it, poking it. Whilst you are poking it, you should breath out.

Aftermath

After poking it, run like hell, as most its hate being poked.