User:Pocketfree equality

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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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I'm a feminist with the aim of getting us men the privileges and freedoms that women have. These include:

  • being able to find something we like whenever we go into a clothes shop, be it B&M, paper or electronic
  • the right to bare arms in more situations
  • the knack for getting away with having no pockets
  • a decent share of fun with the girls

I am also heavily concerned about:

Among other things.