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This user is Vietnamese …and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 9 months and 19 days.
This user loves Shadow Milk Cookie with all their heart. So shiny! so strong!
This user is a complete, irredeemable autobiography. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and subvocalise at a block.
This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
⏲️ This user's timezone is UTC+7 (ICT). Their time is currently 00:45. () ⏲️
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vi N This user is a native speaker of Vietnamese. vi N
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ru P	This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	ru P

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

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This user speaks English at a near-native level.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.

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This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek JavaScript whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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lz G

This user does not speak Lesbian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Lesbian speakers.

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This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".

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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user has Windows 11.
Their PC must have ridiculous power.

This user drinks water.

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This user is a definite fan of Anime.

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This user is a definite fan of Manga.

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This user is using a web browser.

This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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I fucking love rapidly plugging and unplugging the charger into my phone until it beeps my name.

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This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

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So long and thanks for the fish!

This user has been blocked -1 time.

idk anymore, i'm just a traveller

what am i supposed to do here bru

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