User:N9099

Hello all uncyclopedians and welcome to this page. What you have decided to visit for is beyond me but for whatever reason hi... Here's a few things you should know about me....

This user is a total UKer

and wants to steal your country albums for sport.

(British Uncyclopedians)

I like music LOUD

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Well this one isn't actually true but at least it looks good.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

If You enjoyed the first part of this page then you must be retarded...

What more can i say except thanks for visiting the article on me young uncyclopedians.... Now go forth and edit but make sure to be funny and not just stupid or not if you dont want to be, i aint gonna preach =]

This user is a militant atheist.

 :)