User:My Face Is Beautiful/Beautifulopedia/The M&M's Movie
| The M&M's Movie | |
|---|---|
 Think twice before you eat. | |
| Directed by | The same ones who made Sausage Party |
| Produced by | Forrest Mars Sr. |
| Starring | Clint Eastwood Dick Van Dyke John Lennon Elvis Presley Carrie Fisher |
Production company | |
| Distributed by | 20th Century Fox |
Release date | June 12, 1973 |
The M&M's Movie is a comedy/action film produced by the same guy that actually made M&M's. That explains why it has negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes from the 6 people who actually have seen it. The funny thing was that it only sold 6 copies. A week after the film was made,Paul McCartney burned every other copy ever sold with a flamethrower. The movie devolves into these little chocolate circles that try escape the kitchen, i guess, idk, i haven't really watch it. Maybe I'll come back to you when I finish watching.
Phew, I'm done viewing. And let me tell you. That shit was hot. Garbage.
Cast[edit | edit source]
- Clint Eastwood as the Red M&M
- Dick Van Dyke as the Blue M&M
- John Lennon as the Green M&M
- Elvis Presley as the Yellow M&M (maybe they should've replaced that role with Christian Marquand or something)
- Carrie Fisher as the Purple M&M
Prepare for what you will read later[edit | edit source]
If you want to understand, then you'll have to get this little guide.
- This is for lines that Red M&M says
- This is for lines that Blue M&M says
- This is for lines that Green M&M says
- This is for lines that Yellow M&M says
- This is for lines that Purple M&M says
You got that? Okay, let's go.
Plot[edit | edit source]
A guy name Mark Saletinger goes to the supermarket to buy "essentials". While there, he finds a tin of M&M's. He can't really resist how good they are, and adds them to the cart. He goes up to the checkout lane and slides those things in, including the tin. As he gets into the car, the camera pans to the candy. Then for some reason, like every movie has, we see that they have faces. Wild, right? Well, that's not even the worst part. That comes in later.