User:Mr-ex777/Joseph Goebbels University/People/Empress Sirius

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Empress Sirius is a president of the Joseph Goebbels University and also a descendant of Devil Butterfly Scarlet. She is among one of the most controversial presidents of the university's history and contributed to their boldest invasions. While not the most powerful, Sirius is one of the most influential presidents of JGU and is worshiped by pro earth nations as a god. However, due to her influential powers, the universal alliance has officially labeled the Joseph Goebbels University as a space terrorist.

History[edit | edit source]

Pre-President[edit | edit source]

Empress Sirius is a vocaloid demon that is made by the same scientists who made Devil Butterfly Scarlet and is her right hand man, and at that time, is simply known as "Sirius-Z". Sirius-Z often leads Scarlet's invasions for her, as well as sometimes tutoring students under her name. After Scarlet was defeated by Sir Heaven the 7th, She retreats and exists as a regular lecturer who lectures space soldiers for invasions. After Sir Heaven the 7th's crushing defeat against Canis X, she was assured president and has since taken a vicious stance against Canis X.

Presidency[edit | edit source]

Canis X, however, is no ordinary planet; it is a military planet that is close to modern day China, and has the best offenses and defenses, as well as being opposed to both the universal alliance and the earth alliance. As a result, figuring a direct attack will be pointless, Sirius sent the Face Dancer Rhodes Sinister and 2 other unnamed people to neutralize the government and destroy the nation politically, from the inside; much like how The first president did to ukraine. They attempted to topple the planet's emperor with help of a bunch of delusional inhabitants, but the emperor recognized the face dancers and commanded his own group of support to turn his opposition against the face dancers, and the face dancers were killed, while the planet returned to it's former state. (Actually, Canis X recognized this because the universal alliance had did this to him not once, but twice. Twice ended up with no damage at all.) Since then she forms a temporary alliance with the universal alliance to wage war against Canis X, and several Earth and Universal alliance bases were destroyed by the Canis X forces. However, one planet can do so much so the earth solar system and the Imperator Solar System (Main base of universal alliance) barely escapes damage. Despite this the Universal alliance realizes that earth's true powers are almost as powerful as them so they labeled the Joseph Goebbels University as a space terrorist.

Invasion of independent planets[edit | edit source]

Since then, the Joseph Goebbels University only attacks independent, weak planets for resources for the final war of the 3 fractions. One of them happens to be the unfortunate Aquarius X planet which is only consisted of merfolk. She sent the Face Dancer DJ Xzone to topple the Merfolk ruler and since the planet was blind to that, they succeeded and DJ Xzone was the ruler of the planet, which plunged the planet into a war of sticks and stones. They also invaded Regulus M which is a planet filled with one of the materials used to create valkyrieloids, and as face dancers do not work there due to the unwavering unity, they started an invasion of valkyrieloids which was led by Sirius herself. Sirius and the valkyrieloids reverse-raped all of the males there and the females were indiscriminately raped as well. This is considered by the universal alliance as an act of pure nazism, only with anime girls instead of men.

Removal from presidency[edit | edit source]

After 6244 years of presidency, Sirius was bored due to a being a person that is so powerful and has nothing to do aside of planning the war against the Universal alliance and Canis X. So she quits and leaves the presidency seatless. an neo-japanese imperialist that has no relations to Sirius, Demon Samurai Yamato the Third takes reign after 3 years.


Powers[edit | edit source]

Just like her ascendant, Empress Sirius is some sort of anime loli, only with more revealing clothing. But do not be fooled; she is still very dangerous and will rape men or women for vitality. Usually those were enemy soldiers, but students and teachers are sometimes raped as well.

Sex stories aside, Sirius is a 2D being and is thus immune to all non-anti imagery weapons. Even if she gets hit with anti-imagery weapons, she has an anti-imagery field so she is immune. She also has the ability to warp dimensions, which causes the structures of beings and planets to be distorted, as well as summoning meteors which are able to destroy even the greatest of warships, including Canis X ones. She is also a magic user and is capable of executing rainbow death, just like the images of the past, but this is for real. Her weakness is holy weapons, and when she gets hit by them her image erodes, so she sometimes has to activate an anti-holy field.

Preceded by:
Sir Heaven the 7th
Presidents of Joseph Goebbels University
20125-26369
Succeeded by:
Demon Samurai Yamato the Third