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Sir Heaven the 7th is a president of the Joseph Goebbels University and is the second president past the revolution. He is known for his sheer holiness and nobility as well as his great ability to conquest. In his period, earth has gained the most recognition among it's allied planets and is considered by the universal alliance as a reckoning force.

History[edit | edit source]

Origin[edit | edit source]

Sir Heaven the 7th is a cyborg paladin who was created in a cyborg lab in Joseph Goebbels University's mars sect, 4 years before the end of Devil butterfly Scarlet's presidency. When he was created, Father Shiva's memory faded which cause great sadness over the university and all of earth. As a result, he was created to be the next president after the revolution. He was also blessed with the genes of the pure caucasian, which does not exist post revelation, as all of them were killed by the Muslim world order.

Presidency[edit | edit source]

When he defeated Scarlet, he gained presidency and put all of the valkyrieloids to sleep, awaiting to be activated by another president. He then starts conquests among the planets, usually only by himself and his private space soldiers, The universal paladins. Together, they became a reckoning force of the universe and are feared by the universal alliance, so in his reign the universal alliance does not dare to challenge earth. Near the end of his presidency which took place for 6000 years, he had made 10 planets his ally, and conquered 15 planets opposing him. Most of the time, the conquered planets are opposing both the universal alliance and earth.

Sir heaven the 7th is also known for conquering entire planets all by himself, making him one of the most powerful beings of the universe. One of the examples where his powers come in handy is the Orion G planet, which is famous for baby-sized weapons that are capable of destroying even Canis X colossi. However the weapons were unable to touch him due to his holiness and he made the planet surrender in less than 3 days, all by himself.

Death[edit | edit source]

However, Canis X, which was known as one of the most militant and tough planets, (Much like present day China) Invaded the moon of a nearby solar system aligned to earth. Heaven the 7th was sent to defend along with his paladins and was defeated by Canis X's newest space distorters which sucked him and his paladins into a black hole. The new president, a descendant of Devil Butterfly Scarlet, Empress Sirius, quickly took place and took a militant approach to Canis X.

Powers[edit | edit source]

Sir Heaven the 7th is one of the most powerful beings in the universe both offensively and defensively. His skin is actually a cyborg skin and penetrating it simply reveals a metallic, impregnable cyborg skin which quickly regenerates. His golden armor is actually a armor made of an alien metal that simply bounces all attacks on him away, so even the most sophisticated weapons are unable to even tickle his armor. His sword is known as the "Saint Claymore", and is made of a sharp alien material that is able of corroding even the hardest of armor, save for his own. This weapon is also capable of changing dimensions and is able to defeat imagery this way.


Preceded by:
Devil Butterfly Scarlet
Presidents of Joseph Goebbels University
14125-20125
Succeeded by:
Empress Sirius