User:Mr-ex777/918309 Bronyfags killed in lollercaust, lulz ensues
Good news for the internet today! It is reported that in the wretched hive of scum and villiany known as "equestria daily", 918309 human subspeicies who fap to the gay show for 6 year old kids, known as My Little Pony, had been pwnt by a 1337 haxor known as "jew-chan" who pwnt them by using an internet excorist skill known as "pony meatspin" which all bronies will vapourize upon it's mighty existence. the bronies tried to convert him using malevolent methods, but they failed as jew-chan did not open the videos. Then they started an epic flamewar against Jew-chan, however all their attackes got bounced back and there were screencaps! After a spam roulette of sock porn and pony rule 34, 918309 bronies have been vapourized as the internet quit them! leader of bronies, Sethisto however, has escaped the lollercaust and is still at large.
According to an interview with the marvelous Jew-chan, he said, "of course, this is for epic lulz and great justice. I am deeply pleased by such an large extermination of these scourge of men. The FBI said; "Obviously this guy is god. We have been wasting years to exterminate these man-whores, but this guy is absolutely magificent. he pwnt over 90000 of these gheys in one go." moot replied: "Bronyfags have been plaguing /b/ for years. i am glad such a hero appeared." Lauren Faust, under a secret interview replied; "This retarded shit is absolutely horrible. Bronies are regular men and this is cruel, inhumane abuse." Encyclopedia dramatica's resident uncyclopedian, Frosty replied: "A lollercaust of the century!"
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