User:Monochrome

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Roar!

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for my babel, go to user:Monochrome/babel


me[edit]

i am currewntly stuck inside a Cetra on wheels and will be with you as soon as i kill it. please stand by...

who?[edit]

yes, me...

Other Pages?[edit]

My personal spam/vandalism page; Right Here

Random boxes which may or may not desribe my possible semi-existence 50% of the time[edit]

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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!
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Please avoid direct contact.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user walks down the
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This user's IQ is over ...low.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is an evil clone of mono.
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special surprise[edit]

thank you for scrolling all the way down here ... there is no surprise... except this: chuck norris