User:Minimoose

“Like me, only smaller. And a girl. And Jewish.”

~ Savethemooses on Minimoose

Minimoose, also known as Delcatty if Minimoose is talking, also known as Mini if a person doesn't want to say her whole name, also known as Min if a person feels like shortening it even further, also known as Queenie if a person feels like being unrecognizably vague, also known as Bushra-kun-chan if she's accidentally switched her body with a red cat, also known That Little Purple Thing From Invader Zim if someone feels like pointing out the resemblance, also known as OOC!Spazzy!Shadi if she's attached to OOC!Gamer!Sigfreid's leg, also known as Catty of Del if Minimoose is talking and it's a Wednesday, also known as Moose of Mini if it's a Wednesday, also known as Miss America if the Land Down There gets an unusually cold winter, has nothing to say.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a geek.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.