User:Mike Nobody/II

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Userbox Hell[edit | edit source]

Feel free to use my boxes!
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Boxes, boxes, boxes...
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Today is October 26, 2023
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This user says, "Will you just, like, take it easy...man" and "This aggression will not stand, man."
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This person's ISP is AOL
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This user believes that 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
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This user supports the rebel alliance in its struggle against the galactic empire.
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"There is no spoon."
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This user accepts Alice Cooper as his/her personal savior
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White Cuban Recipe: a White Russian in which the vodka is replaced with rum. Two parts rum One part coffee liqueur (preferably Kahlúa)

One part high-quality light cream or milk
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"What Would Homer Do?"
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Favorite soft drink is Diet Cherry Coke
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Second favorite soft drink is Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
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Third favorite soft drink is Diet Bizarro Coke
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This user is not going on the away mission
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This user believes Ronald McDonald is insidiously evil and that a special place awaits in Hell to deep-fry him for eternity.
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This user speaks Canadian English at a near-native level, `eh.
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This user lives with three Cats.
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This user is unaffiliated with political parties. Although a supporter of progressive candidates, loyalty is EARNED not given to a group blindly.
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Last IQ test results were much lower than before, I'm sure I've lost quite a few points in front of the TV and at work. I'm such a dumbass.
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This user has been classified as a Cultural Creative
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This user has tested on the Myers-Briggs Test as INTJ and INFJ at different periods of his life
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This user stands at economic left -8.00, Social Libertarian: -7.28 on the political compass.
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This user believes its every citizen's duty to vote. You can make a difference!
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This user supports Instant-runoff voting (IRV),
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This user suspects that George W. Bush may be a sock puppet.
Please refer to his entire presidency for evidence.
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This user does not support Capital punishment for any reason
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This user supports Euthanasia for incurable suffering and the terminally ill
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This user likes porn
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This user knows a pussy from a cunt
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This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
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This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake please don't give him any Jibber-Jabber.
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This user is just visiting this planet
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This user says you can't touch this
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Wikistress[edit | edit source]

"My current Wikistress level"

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