User:Maniac1075/ex box

The Exes Box

My exes box was enough to make a man cringe and gag from the smell of it alone. I think George of the comedy duo, Otto & George would describe it best by saying "she has a stankay poosey... smells like hot garbage" and it would not be exaggerating the truth from the matter one little bit.

Now I've smelled some bad smelling shit before, but her pussy has to take the cake. The smell of her cunt is not that normal smelling pussy smell, normal would be either odorless, or maybe odorless after you have licked off the salt 'n finger skin layer left from the recent douching, or the other smells of a pussy such as piss, fish & ass... but my exes box was something else.

Ex Box Smell

Her box smelled like a combination of the previously mentioned, then add on top of that, dog shit, sweaty gym socks & leftover dog food, post digested. The first time I smelled this I was just giving her the finger, and after shed cum, she slipped off for a tinkle, and like any of us guys do, I decided to sniff my fingers that had just been in side her. Expecting a pleasant aroma that would make my eyes slowly close as I sink back into the bed dreaming of how heavenly she smells, that thought was cut to a screeching halt as I sniffed what I can only describe as curdled pussy juice.

It was horrible, it smelled worse then shit, and made my stomach turn from the smell of it. I scrunched up my nose in disgust and tried to wipe it off as I wondered if I had been fingering the correct hole? But then I discovered something else just as disgusting, the smell would not wash off! I wiped my hands on the bed, the pillow, the carpet the drapes... you know, the typical things within reach of a man after sexual engagements. So I figured I would have to go to more extreme measures and actually wash my hands under water.

Ex Box Wont Wash Off

So I washed my hands under water... then dried them, and wouldn't you know? The stinking smell of her foul cunt is still there! So next I tried soap, I washed them for a good 5 minutes or so, but even that did not work, cause my fingers still stank of her evil pussy stank.

I swear to you, it takes less time to get the smell of shit out from under your fingernails during those times you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through, usually every-time you shit something liquidity or have diarrhea.. you know what I'm talking about? Of coarse you do, don't even try to deny it. Well, that shitty situations outcome is easier to wash away then the smell of my exes box.

I tried to get my ex to smell where she had been sitting, but she just kept telling me she could see or smell anything

Chapter Here For The Hell of It

I found the only way to truly get the smell off was to wait at least 38 hours for my skin to shed off, and each day the new layer of skin would help the stink stained later go away. In the waiting period of this time, I would either soak my hands in a rubber glove filled with soap and turpentine, or just keep washing my hands with very strong cologne. Which just resulted in a combination of the smells mixing... one time it smelled like someone had tried to soak a turd in perfume, but it became something like a "scratch & sniff" cause just as my finger smelled nice, i'd scratch my fingers together and out would flow that god awful smell again.

Fuck the Ex Box

So far, I have only told you about the smell of it. But what was even worse was my sexual performance. She came back from the bathroom break wanting to fuck. Now at first, ole Captain Winky down there stood upright at attention with his tongue out panting for a scrounge around the tunnel of love... however, when she dropped her underwear and went to mount my cock, I guess my dick has smell receptors, cause he went limp at the sight of her Cave of Cunnalingshit.

I think in my mind I was thinking, if that smell is so bad on my fingers, whats it going to do to my cock? I was fearing having a cock that smelled like her skanky cock, and believe me, my cock can smell bad enough on its own sometimes, like someones sweaty gym socks laced in Parmesan cheese and mixed together with 100% a grade sweat... but the thought of contributing to the recipe with whatever spawned-cunt-smell-from-hell this chick had, ugh ugh I ain't going in.

Toxic Ex Box

I was also wondering if the smell of her cunt might be a toxic chemical? Maybe she bought a radio active dildo, or one of those cheap glow in the dark ones and it leaked out into her snatch leaving it radio-active? I was afraid if I stuck my dick in, it might burn up in something simmilar to sulfuric acid, and my dick would melt away screaming, "what a world, what a world".

Still Fucked It

this is what my cock looked like after it had finished puking from being inside that stink hole

However, there is a pleasant moment to this story. After a few tries... well, actually, after a few days when I had enough baby-batter boiled up that I would have fucked a black snake with an in-festered ass, I managed to forget the smell and ram my cock inside her vagina... and to my surprise, there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as never had I been in a wetter and so tight pussy. It's good to have a girl you don't feel like you're throwing a hot-dog down a hallway when you're inside of, but I guess thats probably cause I was boldly fucking what not very men, if any, had had the strength and stomach to fuck before.

Closure

I split up with that girl later on down the track... I wasn't sad at all, I was glad to be rid of that smelly cunt... but I do miss the wetness.

Morality

So I guess the moral of this story is, no matter how bad the pussy is, you can still fuck it. But, please, ladies. For the love of fuck, please wash you pussy, and watch out for the signs your pussy needs a cleaning. Such hints might be when your man is going down on you and has to push his nose into your asshole for a breath of fresh air.

Links

• Stinky tofu
• Stink-nose
• Stinkfoot