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Alternative medicine[edit source]
- Acupuncture (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ayurveda medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bloodletting (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - traditionally done with leeches.
- CBD Oil - contains cannabis in the name, but is often made with hemp.
- Chakras (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - energy centers in the body
- Chinese medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - the Chinese medicine system, or else medicine made in China.
- Chiropractic medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Energy therapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Faith healing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently a redirect
- Folk medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Home remedy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Magnet therapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - not just rearranging magnets on the fridge, though it could be.
- Naturopathic medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Traditional African medicine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- 714-X (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Anatomy and physiology[edit source]
- This page is about human anatomy. For animal anatomy, see Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Natural sciences/Biology#Anatomy.
- Attention span (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Elbow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Funny bone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gall bladder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Knee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Shoulders (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Associations[edit source]
- American Board of Medical Specialties (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- American Heart Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - known for opposing tasty food.
- American Lung Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - known for taking your cigarette away
- American Dental Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - known for spiking the water with floride
- American Medical Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- American Psychiatric Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a.k.a American Lunatic Association
- Argentinian Association for the Study of Pain (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- British Medical Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Canadian Medical Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Healthcare Financial Management Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Careers[edit source]
- Nurse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (currently a redirect to Doctor)
- Male nurse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Orderly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Podiatry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a pedicurist with a medical degree. Also prescribes orthotic insoles.
- Candy striper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - an old fashioned name for a hospital volunteer.
Dentistry[edit source]
- Caries vaccine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cavities (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dental crown (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dental fear (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dentistry throughout the world (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Holistic dentistry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Novocaine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Street dentistry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Vipeholm experiments (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Diseases / conditions / signs / symptoms[edit source]
Stuff that can kill you[edit source]
- Cellulitis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Do NOT do an image search on this, or you WILL regret it. (Don't say you weren't warned.)
- Dysentery (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kuru (disease) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More Info)
- Meningitis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Measles (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - another reason to hate antivaxxers
- Pneumonia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - redirects to Get Some Sick
- Scurvy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sleep apnea (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sleeping sickness (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Typhoid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Water intoxication (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Zika fever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Stuff that will just make you miserable[edit source]
- Acid reflux disease (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Arthritis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Athlete's foot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Blacktose Intolerance (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a take on lactose intolerance?
- Callus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fibromyalgia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Folliculitis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Inflammatory bowel disease (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sunburn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Stuff you can Blame on your parents[edit source]
- Celiac disease (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - an extreme form of Gluten intolerance
- Dwarfism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jungle Fever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
Rare ailments[edit source]
Other[edit source]
Hospitals and medical centers[edit source]
- Bellevue Hospital Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Betty Ford Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Royal London Hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mount Sinai Hospital, New York (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Walter Reed Army Medical Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Children's Hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Doll hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Psychiatric hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Theme Hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a game about running a hospital, Two Point Hospital is its spiritual successor.
Journals / websites[edit source]
- Medscape (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- PubMed (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Quackwatch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- WebMD (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Medical devices / tests[edit source]
- Artificial heart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Blood pressure machine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- CPAP Machine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Compression stockings (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Iron lung (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- N95 mask (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pacemaker (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Prosthetic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Respirator (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Therac-25 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software - redirected to Antibiotics; this is questionable
Medical administration[edit source]
- Emergency room (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Intensive care unit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Isolation ward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Operating theater (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Underground clinic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Microbiology and Cell Biology[edit source]
- Cell biology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Human pathogen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Megan and Morag (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Microbiology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ophthalmology[edit source]
- Cataract (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Corrective lens (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Eye chart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Eyepatch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Myopia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ophthalmology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pathology[edit source]
- Blood bank (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Inflammation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nun Study (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Wound healing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
People[edit source]
Pharmacology[edit source]
- Active ingredient (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Adverse effect (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Alcohol withdrawal syndrome (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Anesthetic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Chemotherapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Clinical trial (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cooperstown cocktail (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cough syrup (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - NOTICE: Articles consisting of one word will be deleted with extreme prejudice.
- Experimental drug (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Injection
- Inhaler (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Medical cannabis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Murphy drip (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nasal spray (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nicotine gum (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nocebo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Pill dispenser (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Psychiatric medication (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sedative (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Toxicology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Transdermal patch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Psychiatry[edit source]
- Antipsychotic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - government sanctioned narcotics
- Electroshock therapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Insulin shock therapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - no longer in use, except perhaps by those who binge on sweets.
- Involuntary commitment (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Psych ward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Psychology[edit source]
- Cognitive bias (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Coulrophobia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Coulterophobia - fear of Ann Coulter, see wikipedia: counterphobia
- Delayed sleep phase disorder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - commonly known as "being a night owl".
- Dunning-Kruger effect (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - why people who think they know it all usually don't.
- Needle phobia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Superego (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Radiology[edit source]
- Bone age (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Radioactive tracer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Reed's rules (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Surgical planning (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Research terms[edit source]
- Adverse event (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Animal testing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Blind experiment (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Clinical trial (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sex and OBGYN[edit source]
- Fetal position (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Family planning (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Lamaze technique (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Men's role in childbirth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nutrition and pregnancy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Obstetrics and gynaecology (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Prenatal care (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Treatments / procedures[edit source]
- Bandage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Caesarean section (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Distraction osteogenesis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - perhaps call the article "Intentionally broken bone"? (The problem is that there are other kinds of intentionally broken bones (osteotomy). Perhaps incorporate some aspect of "Intentionally blank page"?)
- Heart transplant (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Intravenous therapy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - also known as an IV drip
- Liposuction (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - How to: Lose weight quickly.
- Organ donation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - hm....maybe mentioning the kind you play music on as a comedic strategy?
- Stent (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Veterinary medicine[edit source]
- Bite (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Domestic sheep reproduction (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hoof trimming (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- HowTo:Calm a Frightened Animal
- Pet insurance (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Veterinarian's Oath (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Veterinary ethics (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Veterinary school (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Veterinary hospital (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)