Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Applied arts and sciences/Medicine

Alternative medicine

• Acupuncture (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ayurveda medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bloodletting (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - traditionally done with leeches.
• CBD Oil - contains cannabis in the name, but is often made with hemp.
• Chakras (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - energy centers in the body
• Chinese medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - the Chinese medicine system, or else medicine made in China.
• Chiropractic medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Energy therapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Faith healing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - currently a redirect
• Folk medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Home remedy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Magnet therapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - not just rearranging magnets on the fridge, though it could be.
• Naturopathic medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Traditional African medicine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• 714-X (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Anatomy and physiology

This page is about human anatomy. For animal anatomy, see Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Natural sciences/Biology#Anatomy.

• Attention span (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Elbow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Funny bone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gall bladder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Knee (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shoulders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Associations

• American Board of Medical Specialties (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• American Heart Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - known for opposing tasty food.
• American Lung Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - known for taking your cigarette away
• American Dental Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - known for spiking the water with floride
• American Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• American Psychiatric Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a.k.a American Lunatic Association
• Argentinian Association for the Study of Pain (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• British Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Canadian Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Healthcare Financial Management Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Careers

• Nurse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (currently a redirect to Doctor)
• Male nurse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Orderly (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Podiatry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a pedicurist with a medical degree. Also prescribes orthotic insoles.
• Candy striper (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - an old fashioned name for a hospital volunteer.

Dentistry

• Caries vaccine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cavities (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dental crown (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dental fear (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dentistry throughout the world (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Holistic dentistry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Novocaine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Street dentistry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Vipeholm experiments (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Diseases / conditions / signs / symptoms

Stuff that can kill you

• Cellulitis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Do NOT do an image search on this, or you WILL regret it. (Don't say you weren't warned.)
• Dysentery (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kuru (disease) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More Info)
• Meningitis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Measles (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - another reason to hate antivaxxers
• Pneumonia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - redirects to Get Some Sick
• Scurvy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sleep apnea (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sleeping sickness (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Typhoid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Water intoxication (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zika fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Stuff that will just make you miserable

• Acid reflux disease (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Arthritis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Athlete's foot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Blacktose Intolerance (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a take on lactose intolerance?
• Callus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fibromyalgia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Folliculitis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sunburn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Stuff you can Blame on your parents

• Celiac disease (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - an extreme form of Gluten intolerance
• Dwarfism (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jungle Fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome

Rare ailments

• Lassa fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Uncyclopedia (sexual disease)

Hospitals and medical centers

• Bellevue Hospital Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Betty Ford Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Royal London Hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mount Sinai Hospital, New York (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Walter Reed Army Medical Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Children's Hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Doll hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Psychiatric hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Theme Hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a game about running a hospital, Two Point Hospital is its spiritual successor.

Journals / websites

• Medscape (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• PubMed (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Quackwatch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• WebMD (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Medical devices / tests

Iron lung

• Artificial heart (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Blood pressure machine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• CPAP Machine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Compression stockings (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Iron lung (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• N95 mask (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pacemaker (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prosthetic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Respirator (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Therac-25 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software - redirected to Antibiotics; this is questionable

Medical administration

• Emergency room (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Intensive care unit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Isolation ward (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Operating theater (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Underground clinic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Microbiology and Cell Biology

• Cell biology (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Human pathogen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Megan and Morag (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Microbiology (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Ophthalmology

• Cataract (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Corrective lens (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Eye chart (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Eyepatch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Myopia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ophthalmology (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Pathology

• Blood bank (bank un bank wp bank g bank gun bank gwp | bank 1911 bank co bank gct bank sw bank yt)
• Inflammation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nun Study (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wound healing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

People

Requests for articles about people in medicine are on a separate page, and should be added there.

Pharmacology

• Active ingredient (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Adverse effect (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Alcohol withdrawal syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Anesthetic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chemotherapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Clinical trial (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cooperstown cocktail (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cough syrup (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - NOTICE: Articles consisting of one word will be deleted with extreme prejudice.
• Experimental drug (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Injection
• Inhaler (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Medical cannabis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Murphy drip (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nasal spray (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nicotine gum (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nocebo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pill dispenser (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Psychiatric medication (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sedative (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Toxicology (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Transdermal patch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Psychiatry

• Antipsychotic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - government sanctioned narcotics
• Electroshock therapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Insulin shock therapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - no longer in use, except perhaps by those who binge on sweets.
• Involuntary commitment (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Psych ward (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Psychology

• Cognitive bias (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Coulrophobia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Coulterophobia - fear of Ann Coulter, see wikipedia: counterphobia
• Delayed sleep phase disorder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - commonly known as "being a night owl".
• Dunning-Kruger effect (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - why people who think they know it all usually don't.
• Needle phobia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Superego (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Radiology

• Bone age (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Radioactive tracer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Reed's rules (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Surgical planning (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Research terms

• Adverse event (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Animal testing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Blind experiment (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Clinical trial (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Sex and OBGYN

• Fetal position (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Family planning (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lamaze technique (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Men's role in childbirth (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nutrition and pregnancy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Obstetrics and gynaecology (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prenatal care (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Treatments / procedures

• Bandage (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Caesarean section (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Distraction osteogenesis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - perhaps call the article "Intentionally broken bone"? (The problem is that there are other kinds of intentionally broken bones (osteotomy). Perhaps incorporate some aspect of "Intentionally blank page"?)
• Heart transplant (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Intravenous therapy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - also known as an IV drip
• Liposuction (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - How to: Lose weight quickly.
• Organ donation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - hm....maybe mentioning the kind you play music on as a comedic strategy?
• Stent (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Veterinary medicine

• Bite (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Domestic sheep reproduction (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hoof trimming (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HowTo:Calm a Frightened Animal
• Pet insurance (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Veterinarian's Oath (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Veterinary ethics (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Veterinary school (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Veterinary hospital (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)