User:Lumpylion

This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

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ISMCTU Stands for I'm so much cooler than you

If you look in the Stickington dictionary you will see the word ISMCTU. It was first put into the dictionary in 1895. Used as a word "fo' dissin'" it was eventually put in the dictionary because of its popularity. In 1922 ISMCTU was classified as a "no no" word in schools and those who said it would be punished by being forced to work in the garbage tide.

I'm cool, you suck, get over it

This just shows how much you suck.

In 1942 Lumpylion was pronounced the "coolest of them all," second place went to Wrinkledlion.

Man angel at age of six.

Man angel today.

facts

Lumpylion is so much cooler than you that he...

• Shook hands with a snake
• Built the Great Wall of China with nothing but spit
• Is the father of God
• Is even shinier than Stinkoman
• Has a bigger chin than Chuck Norris
• Ate water
• Formed AND ended the Soviet Union

Man angel at age of 13.

Religious contributions

Lumpylion is currently the "Man Angel" of Schlongism. Schlongism is currently split up and is in a civil war with itself, the Man Angel is trying to stop the fighting. Believers of Schlongism are now split into two groups, Schlongites and Schlunnies, they hate each other deeply.

Shut up! I'ts the Schlunni flag!

The powerful Schlongite flag.

Feelings toward homosexuality

The man angel is very much against homosexuality and believes that gays are evil and their hearts are cold. Their blood isn't like ours but instead it's black like a greasy impure black oil that pulses through their veins. If you were to open up a lesbian you would see nothing but black rotting flesh with maggots and worms eating it.