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Jesus Damns Your Bullshit

Jesus Harold Christ has had enough of your crap. Please refrain from annoying Him any further, lest He turn the blood of your body to salt. And, no, He does NOT have a sense of humour.

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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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