User:Koopaking
“Zombies?!? Fetch me Musket!”
“No, I am not really from that video game!”
| Koopaking | ||
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| Ruler of Anime Fuel, Emperor of Ethereal Pastries and Tentacles. Ambassador to Cthulhu. | ||
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| An artist's rendering of Koopaking. His actual picture has never been captured. | ||
| Reign | 49 BC - present | |
| Born | A while back. | |
| Neptune? | ||
| Died | Not quite. | |
| To be determined. | ||
| Predecessor | That Guy | |
| Successor | Cthulhu | |
| Consort | Bananamus Prime | |
| Issue | By decree of the chief Necromancer. | |
| Father | Phyzax XXIX | |
| Mother | Bruce Willis | |
Koopaking is an enigma that inhabits the internet. Koopaking is known by many, but not known by many more. He enjoys doing things that you probably think are boring, as well as things you think are freaking awesome. Koopaking is a loose cannon, as well as a straight-edge.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Koopaking was born in the year , on the planet Neptune. Bruce Willis was on Neptune to shoot his new movie, That time I did that thing with that girl. Phyzax XXIX, the emperor of Neptune, absolutely hated the movie, so he raped Bruce, impregnating him. 7 years later, Koopaking was born at Neptune City regional hospital. Koopaking then blew up the planet using his nuclear eyelids, and came to Earth.
Internet[edit | edit source]
Koopaking quickly discovered the Internet upon his arrival to this planet, and subsequently joined the International Internet Symposium of Nefariousness. Koopaking quickly became an admin on the forums and starting condemning noobs to the underworld, although his boss told him not to be so mean to them.
Koopaking then joined the Order of Cthulhu, hoping to help the tentacle overlord enslave humanity.
*** YOU FOUND THE TREASURE ***[edit | edit source]
Now go have a wank, you bloody twit.
