User:Kippy/THOH
[Kang]
Greetings, Earthlings. I am Admiral Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
[Kodos]
Hello.
[Kang]
We are here on behalf of the Fox Network to address the complaints of fans of The Simpsons over the post-Halloween delay of the annual Treehouse of Horror special, as regularly presented since the dawn of the 7th millenium.
[Kodos]
That is, among all those countless incessant whining about Futurama, Firefly, Arrested Development, and that other show we put up with over the years.
[Kang]
Indeed. However, we will address your concerns with the utmost respect.
[Groundskeeper Willy]
Don't listen to them, lads! Escape while you still cACK-
[Kang]
If we may continue...
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A plot is hatched[edit | edit source]
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[Kodos]
That's the beauty of it: The Simpsons are mundane and you are the zombies!
[Kodos]
What are you going to do? Not watch?
[Both]
AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
[Viewer]
*Flips television off*
This show was much better in the '90s.
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