User:Kippy/Seung-Hui Cho
| Seung-Hui Cho | |
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| Born | January 18, 1984 |
| Died | April 16, 2007 |
| Signature Works | Richard McBeef,
Mr. Brownstone |
| Nationality | Korean |
Seung-Hui Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Cho was an influencial Korean playwright, novelist, poet, MK Ultra Mind Controlled Assassin, and author of short stories. Cho had 33 published works while 25 were left unpublished because of an early death.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Birth and early life[edit | edit source]
Cho since birth was diagnosed with extreme autism and retardation. He always had problems communicating with other people and possessed a slurred speech. Other kids would often make fun of him for this which resulted in more isolation.
Early success and publication[edit | edit source]
Cho having written extremely violent and often "rambling" writtings submitted them to The Emo Korean where he found instant success with over 5 million readers. His writtings have been described as "unique" and "edgy" earning him a place in emo writers history.
Suicide[edit | edit source]
After a long hard road of blathering writings that no one gave a shit about, Cho was having a lot of pressure from his social losertude and inability to nail even an ugly chick. Eventually, the shame of wanking himself to sleep overwhelmed his latent buttosexuality and he went on a killing spree, proving himself a homo little faggot bitch by only shooting at people who couldn't shoot back, and missing most of them. He eventually blew his brains out, an amazing feat of marksmanship considering the small target and his ongoing fuckupedness. His grave is the regular site of drunken shit-ins by outraged real men. Wait, "real men" don't get outraged--especially not by something as trivial as murders.
Richard McBeef[edit | edit source]
A famous work Cho was responsible for was Richard McBeef a tale of a child and his stepfather. Preformed by retards.
Mr. Brownstone[edit | edit source]
The other famous work was Mr. Brownstone a tale of three kids in a casino hating on their teacher.