User:Ketchup Boss/Ghost Pepper

Satan looking up on the Internet for how to make the hottest food ever.

Ghost peppers are the hottest food ever invented first made by Satan to torture bad people.

History

Satan was searching up many spicy indrediants on the Internet back some thousand years ago to torture his captives. He decided to use 1,000,000 pounds of chili,which in fact was in just ONE pepper,and 10,000 pounds of pepper in that ONE pepper too,and then dried it in some Cholula hot sauce for the final touch. Anybody who ate it would suffer body melting,except for Satan himself and good people in Heaven and good people who ate still alive since it was a torture tool for all of the bad people in Hell and bad people alive today. Many differents versions were made by drug addicts,and is popular among Mexican dishes (the hot but not too hot version.) It remains very dangerous,although not fatal as long as you are a good person.

Reception

Food critics called it"so hot it's like getting burned to death",except for Gordon Ramsey who died after he ate it by melting (since he was a bad person.)

How the Wicked Witch of the West really died

She ate it,and melted after Dorathy told her to do so in the popular bookThe Wizard of Oz.

List of famous bad people who ate the Ghost pepper

• Gordon Ramsey
• Adolf Hitler
• Osama Bin Laden
• Mitt Romney
• George Bush
• Jack the Ripper
• The Notorious B.I.G.(who ate it along with fried chicken)
• Eminem
• Budd Dwyer

See also

• Tabasco