User:Kalir/storyepic2

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 Epic of Stories Score: 0 Moves: 2

>straighten toupee

YOU DO NOT HAVE A TOUPEE. THEY NEVER REALLY LOOKED THAT GOOD ON YOU, ANYWAY.

>gather logs

YOU SEARCH AROUND THE FOREST FOR FALLEN LOGS TO GATHER, BUT NONE SEEM TO EXIST NEARBY, WHICH IS ODD FOR A FOREST.

>xyzzy -- The Zombiebaron 03:17, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

>climb tree Spang talk 11:21, 03 May 2008

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