User:Kalir/storyepic3

Epic of Stories

Epic of Stories	Score: 5	Moves: 4
>xyzzy YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR REALMOD KEYBOARD WITH YOU SO YOU CANNOT ALTER REALITY WITH A FEW KEYSTROKES. >climb tree YOU CLIMB UP THE NEAREST, LEAST THREATENING TREE. THERE IS NO BAG OR NEST UP IN THE BRANCHES, BUT YOU DO GET A VIEW OF THE SURROUNDING FOREST. IT SEEMS TO CUT OFF PRETTY QUICKLY ON ALL SIDES, LIKE A CLIFF, ALTHOUGH IT IS LARGE ENOUGH THAT YOU WOULD TAKE A WHILE TO GET TO ANY EDGE. YOU ALSO SPY SOME KIND OF BEAST BELOW, NOT TOO FAR OFF, SNUFFLING AT THE GROUND. IT DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE NOTICED YOU. >kill beast with krybiard or tent polt   03:24, 5 May 2008 (UTC) >quote Oscar Wilde at beast • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:15, 05 May 2008

Suggested courses of action

• cast beasttosteak --Asema ^{(can't we resolve this?)} 21:12, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• Quote Oscar Wilde to the beast, unless the beast is a grue. (avoid low-flying clichés) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:15, 05 May 2008
• Beat it to death with either a krybiard or a tent polt.   03:24, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
• BOOBS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:14, 5 May 2008 (UTC)