User:Kalir/storyepic4

Epic of Stories

Epic of Stories	Score: 5	Moves: 6
>kill beast with krybiard or tent polt AN EXCELLENT PLAN. YOU SET THIS PLAN AT TOP PRIORITY, WHICH YOU WILL CARRY OUT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN EITHER OF THESE WEAPONS YOU DO NOT HAVE. OF COURSE, THIS BEGS THE QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >quote Oscar Wilde at beast AS THE BEAST IS NOT A GRUE, BUT RATHER A TERRAPIG, YOU OFFER IT SOME GEMS OF WISDOM FROM NONE OTHER THAN WILDE HIMSELF. THE TERRAPIG IS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR QUOTES, HOWEVER. PHILISTINE. >insert dick into terrapig --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 03:59, May. 7, 2008 >sing and dance

Suggested courses of action

• Sing loudly, and dance.
• kill self --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:58, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
• Insert dick into terrapig. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 03:59, May. 7, 2008
• ^^^That --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:00, 7 May 2008 (UTC)