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This banana penguin is a complete, irredeemable alpaca sandwich. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, insults at the knee, and is an unfunny jerk. If you optimise to sanctify this you will most abhorrently orate yourself. Or the submitter will jump your lisp!!!!!! |
For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Metools are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
“What the hell?!?”
“This page has no wiki formatting.”
“I don't know...maybe you did something to...anger God.”
This page has, for no apparent reason, had its wiki formatting removed. Nobody is entirely sure why this is. You probably did something to get God, Microsoft, Steve Jobs, Chuck Norris, and/or Sophia angry at you. Well, good luck, man.
The Page Without Wiki Formatting in: The Great Wikia Takeover[edit | edit source]
Today all of the wiki formatting on all Wikia sites (including Uncyclopedia) went down for exactly five minutes. This caused pure chaos throughout the site, as users got confused as to exactly what they were seeing. Also, all of the admins were forced out of their accounts because the administrator servers also unexpectedly failed.
HAH! This is an HTML format image! GOTCHA!
Why This Happened[edit | edit source]
It is suspected that the same terrorists that caused 9/21 caused this incident. This just shows that Uncyclopedia needs to upgrade its security. Fortunately, the antivirus program that came installed with the Wikia server quickly found and nuked the culprit virus. Which is unusual.
Timeline[edit | edit source]
- 12:50 pm - Terrorists launch virus into Wikia servers
- 12:51 pm - The virus rapidly multiplies, taking heavy CPU from the servers
- 12:52 pm - Wikia workers go on lunch break. The virus reaches critical mass and takes down the formatting server. All other servers are unaffected.
- 12:54 pm - The firewall on the core server prevents the viruses from completely taking down the site.
- 12:56 pm - Workers return from lunch break to a room full of burning, smoking computers. Immediate teleportation of backup servers is requested.
- 12:57 pm - The backup servers are teleported in. All the sites return to their normal state.
See Also[edit | edit source]
Wikia:Uncyclopedia Failure - The original thread discussing the server failure that occurred a few days before the news bulletin, for the same amount of time. This original failure was for upgrades, though.