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Sarah Palin announces she'll tell the truth about Obama[edit | edit source]

Boston, Massachusetts, 25 April 2010

Today Sarah Palin announced she will tell the truth about Obama. Palin has been active in the "tea Bagger" party for some time now, and has often critized Obama for "raising taxes" however since real news outlets such as cnn, MSNBC, and everyone else except for fox news have proved that Obama actually lowered taxes for 97% of Americans Palin has decided to critisize Obama's real mistakes, so she issued this quote today.

caption an image of Sarah Palin at the press conference, wow, she looks a lot like her down syndrome grand son Tri... oh I better watch myself if I don't want to end up with a lawsuit. which, roughly translated means I have decided to tell the truth about the things Obama is doing wrong, for example we have a debt that is rising everyday, and yet Obama is lowering taxes instead of rasing them. Clearly we need to think about the future of America. When Fox news heard about this speech they issued this quote

In light of this new revelation the tea party patriots changed their name from "tax enough already" to "tax enlightnment already" they gathered outside the white house in protest of Obama lowering taxes with signs saying "greedy jew? how about greedy Muslim? TAX US MORE! President Obama has yet to issue a statement about these protests, but random rednecks joining the tea party patriots said that this is the biggest outrage since them thar immigrants took er jerbs.