User:Jerkistan/Sandbox
Peugeot, also known as Proof The French Can't Make Cars Co Ltd., is a French absolute joke of a carmaker. First of all, it is partnered with the equally-bad Citroën, and is a subsidiary of the world's most unreliable car group Stellantis, which of course also involves Fiat and Chrysler. Secondly, its cars are all named like area codes. Thirdly, the logo is a dancing lion. How goofy is that!? And finally, "Peugeot" just sounds silly. It sounds like my cat throwing up early in the morning. Clearly Peugeot thinks random = funny.
History[edit | edit source]
Puegoet (or however you spell it), sadly not a joke, was founded as a steel foundry in 1810 by a mentally insane family, who also made very random things such as saws, coffee grinders, pepper grinders, dragon dildos, and bicycles. Haha so quirky!
Currently, Poogoat helps other French carmaker Shitroën make bad cars too, by kidnapping them and calling it "PSA" then forcing the company into Stellantis. OMG, I accidentally kidnapped you! I'm such a Leo, teehee!
Vehicles[edit | edit source]
It turns out Pew Joe was too lazy to actually name their cars and just left them as their production codes which boring names such as 308 and 5008. Since Pugout likes to be random, they make a bunch vans with dumb names too, such as Bipper, Tepee, Wanker, and Boxer.