User:Irreal/Someone put on a bra

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27 April 2009

At some unknown time this morning, a girl whose name remains undisclosed, and faced with the threat of sagging boobies and visible nipples, actually, truly, forizzle (I'm serious) put on a bra!!! The only witness, the girl's hamster, refuses to give further information to the police so we will never fucking now why the hell she put on the dumb bra! Do we care why she put on the bra? NO! However we are very disappointed she hid her titties like that. We like titties. The girl claims the bra was a purple polka dot push up bra size 34ZZZ. Of course, no one fucking believes her!!