User:Irreal

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

LENT

This user would give up Uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.

LENT

This user's IQ is over 245.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

This dumbass user is a newb and doesn't understand why the fuck her userboxes are all over the goddamn page!