User:Holden Caulfeild

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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is a philosopher.
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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This user is a libertarian, so they love the system. Specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer.
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This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, fundie!
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This user is an objectivist, so they think that Ayn Rand is sexier than Sophia Loren.
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This user be getting drunk on his booty..
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pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
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This user is a geek.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is fucking magical or something.
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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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