User:Holden Caulfeild

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user is a philosopher.

This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

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This user is a libertarian, so they think Civilization was created by pagan greek queers, not desert madmen.

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This user is a libertarian, so they love porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!

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This user is an objectivist, so they think that Ayn Rand is sexier than Sophia Loren.

This user wants you to be touched.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if they don't know

This user is a geek.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user is fucking magical or something.

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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

Woohoo!

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)