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This user is a complete, irredeemable paedophile. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and fart at a redwood. |
Noob Alert![edit | edit source]
Long time Uncyclopedia lurker, first time account holder. Mostly here to fix stupid (or more likely create it until I get used to all this).
Anyone want to be my mentor?
Anyhow...[edit | edit source]
I'm a relatively shy, elusive creature. My favourite musical genres are death metal and any folk subgenres. I'm a girl, in the physiological sense. I'm a feminist. I hate most feminists. I hate most people who hate feminists. I'm from midwestern America, but people tend to ask me if I'm from another country because I apparently have some sort of slight Western European accent.
I'm pretty critique-sensitive, so please be an asshole until I get used to it.
Favourite Article List[edit | edit source]
- Real Life
- AAAAAAAAA! (because it still makes me giggle.)
- The Great Aspie War of Ought Six (and all things related.)
- ...will add more upon cession of boredom.