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Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner May 2006
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“...a journalist...a machine of flowing litterary talent.”

~ Wilde on Oscar Wilde

“Extremely riviting writing...I cried...in the end I was whimpering like a little school girl...”

~ Wilde on Oscar Wilde


“...Blast that rat-bastard PEEBLES!...I swear she told me she was 21!!!”

~ Wilde on Oscar Wilde


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