User:Givenname

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

“AAAAAA! AAAAA AA AAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *vomit* ”

~ Drunken Wanderer in the face of Givenname

Uncyclopedia:Babel fr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français. fr-3 en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es-2 ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja-1 sp-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Spanglish. sp-3

• Hi. I'm Givenname. Maybe you've heard of me.
  • well actually, you can't unless someone's reading to you about me, so...
• Maybe you've read about me.
  • But most likely, you haven't.
• I'll have you know that I'm neglecting
  ignoring
  wondering why I started
  applying strikethrough text to lulz
  considering re-writing

still working on this page.

Now

piss off.

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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.

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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box)