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For those who Hate Big Things Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!