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New Zork

Part I box art

The New Zork (a.k.a. UnZeta Zork, Gert5 Zork, G5ZORK) is a new-generation text adventure game including adventureous graphics and hard difficulties.

Plot

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New Zork I

You wake up in some type of weird puzzled maze room with 4 doors. You have 4 choices, unlike the original Zork, you can go left, right, back and forward, instead of north, south, east and Dennis. After finding the correct path which you must use, you end up in a room with the attic having the word **** written all over it (copyrighting laws - we must not say the word stub). After moving on forward, you find a remote, in the wall, and you take it, and you fall, hey, that rhymes!

After moving forward,

you find a remote in the wall,

and you take it,

and you fall.

New Zork II:The remote

The story continues where it last left, you find yourself boxed in a box. You seem to still have the remote. Some of the buttons on the remote start flashing and highlighting. If you press the right correct button, you can carry on later finding the grue running into the sea... what a sad day.

New Zork III:A long day

Much different from the previous cover arts, which this one has a lot longer caption

The currently longest of the series containing Homestar and 300 kilometers of jell-o. Play it, see it, get it, live it. We continue underwater with the grue. You have over 10 (11) options what to do, for the grue gives you time to think about it. After choosing the right one and one only, the grue runs away and 300 kilometers of jell-o will attack you by eating you. Soviet Russia? Homestar can come and sing so badly, that the jell-o will die or something like death or that. After calling Homestar, you can talk to him and choose the right sentence otherwise the hardest diff will come and you can't get out of it!

New Zork IV:The evil initial of the Evil kittens

Part IV box art. Not so different from the others, huh?

Part IV is the sequel of New Zork III from it's size. If you take a look at the category, you can see that Part III and IV are almost equal partners. This is proven, which the sizes make part IV have no connection to part I and part II, even though part I has many non-game links. In part IV, you must FRIGGIN' GET THOSE KITTENS at the right time and that is hard. Mostly it's about signs and stuff and parody.

New Zork V:The first totem

Part VCopyrighted from various sorcores

Part V is the second sequel of New Zork III with its bigger page amount. It has 35 pages, which New Zork IV only has 34 pages. Only with one page, this has overscored New Zork V. In New Zork V, nothing big has come that parodies, but it does parody Turok 2:Seeds-ayo-evil. According to the Gert5 Zork category, it does conclude that IV is bigger than III and that V is bigger than IV in both ways

New Zork VI:The second totem

In this episode, you can fight an evil kitten. You can select various fighting methods to defeat him.

Coming Soon

• New Zork VI:The second totem - December 2006
• New Zork X:Level X
• New Zork Z:Infinite

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News Sources

• The entire archive of 22 October 2006
• The entire archive of 11 November 2006
• UnZeta Zork IV in production
• UnZeta Zork production log begins
• To get news, Gert5 puts up New Zork redirect page
• New Zork Production day 7 lost?
• New Zork:100th page
• New Zork manual second issue
• Chatroom comes after New Zork
• New Zork IV finished
• New Zork I gets story
• New Zork finally expected
• New Zork IV gets Box art
• New Zork library opened
• New Zork VI running late
• New Zork VI planned for December

Other Stuff

Recycling pages

Some pages are recycled, for example, various Help pages have been changed into the New Zork Manual with a few added. The TechS or Tech Support page has changed into the official library and the old InvisiClues pages have been changed to the Gruictionary.

Library

The New Zork Library is one of the largest libraries of information about Grues and Men. This incredible landmark is set up on the previous TechSupport page.

See Also

• GamePad - list of the current games
• UnZeta news article about cover art.