User:Gergdown/ICU Cleanup
HEYY [[<insert name here>]]!!! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A [BIG SHOT]? WELL I'M BECOMING ONE!!! HERE I COME Heaven!!
UnNews:WW3 officially begins UN activates doomsday protocols[edit | edit source]
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Breaking news! We're all fucked! It seems that all the constant issues that have been bugging this human race has seemed to culminate into this eldritch horror that we call the Third World War! After the recent news video posted by The Onion came out calling for the death of Congress, which eventually caused the coup of the American government by the corpse of Benito Mussolini, and also the handshakes happening in Tehran about how many bombs should land on their territories, Secretary General of the United Nations posted on Reddit about how the world's screwed. This caused an conflict inside the United Nations General Assembly about what the definition of "screwed" is, which turned into a heated discussion of if John Lennon's work is woke or not, and a conversation about if all the world's countries should disguise themselves as Canada to resolve world peace. Unfortunately for us, the latter quickly fell apart as Nicaragua stayed absent during the conversation.
In conclusion — the fallout is about to begin.