User:Frosty/useless quotes

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“OMG DEXTER BROKE THE 3 REVERT RULE ON ME BLANKING EVERYTHING!!!”

~ Poopie Pants on Dexter111344

“C**t”

~ Poopie Pants 2 on Dexter111344

“Twat”

~ Poopie Pants 3 on Dexter111344

“Poops”

~ Poopie Pants 4 on Dexter111344

AN has 12 proxies you will never find.

~ Another n00b on Originality

“Johnny??? WHERE THE HELL IS JOHNNY???”

~ 92.24.126.148 on Trolling

“YOU'RE GAY!!”

~ Roman dicksucking bird(because he loves the dick!) on Roman Dog Bird's homosexual fetish

“I AM Ljlego AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MYSELF”

“PENISPENISPENISPENIS”

“suck my peeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiisssssss (please i've never been blown before)”

~ Roman Dog Bird to some IP on being a virgin at 50

“He was retarded andd liked camel penis up his anus all day!”

“POOP!”

~ ChiefjusticeDS and Roman Dog Bird on Everything

“hey, douch bag, get a life and a job, youre not so great, im 10 feet tall, i have balls the size of the world trade center, my penis is twice the size, i have a 12 pack, and i invented the time machine, and no you cant buy one you dick”

“All this Daeg shit isn't funny. It's blatant obvious the person who wrote this article has a GIANT erection for Daeg It's quite annoying. Also this anti-Chase stuff is unnecessary. Get over yourself”

“PISS OUT MY ASS”

“you deleted my page you mother fucking ass licking cock sucking brown nosing pink eyed shit faced rim jobbing sheep holing bestiality prostituting tea bagging

dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed troll footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing little

cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy std spreading pedophile uncle”

“fucking wanker, may the article of john terry live forever”

“You are a fat asshole go fuck yourself. You cant block users for no fuck9in damn reason. Go fuck yourself. I am employing people to stop you from. being rude. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHIT FUCKING ASSHOE WHORE OF A CUNT USER. QUIT THIS WEBSITE AND FING SOMETING BETTER TO DO. GO FUCK YOURSELFGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!”

“I CREATE SOCKS TO FUCKIG GET YOU OFF THIS SITE PISSOFF YOU ARE A TERRIBLE ADMIN QUIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK U I WANT U TU DIE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GO FUCK YOUR SLUTTY MOTHER BAN ME I DONT CARE GETTTTTTTTTTTTTT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SITTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.”

~ 1.148.95.54 on Masturbation

“If you like graffiti so much why don't you buy some spraypaint and draw a giant cock on your front door!”

“Frosty is a faggot. There was no reason for deleting what I wrote. Fuck you.”

“but what noone actually knows is that later on in about 69 years the aliens decided to return to earth and have crazy interspeces sex with eachother and they all made babies but then a giant cock flew from the sky and fucked a giant asshole the end.”

“In his journey, he met five hundred chicks and had sex with all of them , each having an hour. When Kronos laid eyes on his son, he began throwing up from his beautiful slick face covered in cum, or mayonnise.”

“I love big fat cock!”

“Oh well I have to go now. By the way, I saw you trying to revert me Frosty, you useless cunt licker :D”

~ Page blanking troll on Trying to vandalize Uncyclopedia

“Hey you! You useless herpes covered cock end, ejaculating bloody semen into a horses stinky vagina, whilst groping your moms saggy tits whilst she receives anal from your dirty man-whore, slut indulging pedophilic dad. WHY DID YOU BAN ME??????”

“RAPE A PETOFILE. A GUY SAYS HES GONNA SLICE YOUR TITS OFF! YOU DON'T CARE, YOU PICK UP YOUR LEFT BREAST OFF THE GROUND AND SAY, "CHOKE ON THIS DOUCHE BAG!" AND SHOVE IT IN HIS MOUTH. THEN BIT OFF HIS DICK, CHEW IT UP, SHIT IT OUT, AND GET A HAND FULL OF SHIT, PUT UR FIST UP HAS ASS, AND PUT SOME DIGESTED PENIS UP HIS PEVERTED ANAL CANAL! THEN LICK UP THE BLOOD SCRAPS ON HIS RECTUM!”

“I have made this account to promot my new line of Hair Spray called: 'Please Not in MY eyes'”

~ Jimbob112233 on Spamming

“uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the bangladesh politicians have ummmm... dick in there pee pee vaginas ummm dont know i think they should suck my small ( cuz im aisen) tinkle poo and then at the end they raped the prime minister's cousins' friend's friend's aunt's cousin's great great uncle's best gay friend's evil twin( which was definitly not you and suck at speling bog timr)”

~ 108.69.140.241 on Bangladesh

“He's always around doing productive crap and takes care of most of the shit other admins don't want to touch with a ten foot touching pole designed specifically to touch shit from a distance of ten feet without getting the operator covered in the shit that they didn't want to touch. Opping him would go a long way towards discouraging would be vandals, except for maybe those pesky teens that always hang about at the local park touching things with their grubby little fingers. On top of that, he's one the most emotionally mature users despite his age requiring him to sleep with the light on and the closet door closed to keep monsters out.”

“ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM OGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM OGASM WHOREGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM OGASM ORGASM TITS”

“Now that we've established that the others suck, why should you vote for Frosty? I'll TELL you why. He cleans up after vandals, tidies up in general, is nice to newbies and losers, has a good sense of humor, routinely demonstrates a greater maturity than half the users here, and is an all-around humble little bogan. ALSO, HE'S FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. Do you know that this spunky bastard thinks he can't write? So what does he hang around here for? To be part of a community, and help out in any way he can. THAT'S the damn definition of "community spirit", you faggots! So put your hand over your hearts and salute this Aussie spark of joy, you deviant homosexuals, because if you don't, he may become disillusioned and leave. And if he does, WOE BETIDE YOU ALL”

“white people can just suck every big black dick their is and kiss every fat brown pussy there is cuz white people wanna be black so bad its really pathic that they hated on them cuz really white people scared of black people and intimidated and know for a fact that black people are better and will always be better than white people. fuck all white !!! all yall crackers wanna be us sooo bad fuck off and go tan cuz yall wanna be a nigger. and because yall cant yall hate.”

~ 68.80.133.91 on On whites

“I'm firmly against electing more nutjobs into this position, especially when some of the more irresponsible admins terrorize unregistered and non-autoconfirmed users.”

~ Qzekrom on administrators

“nothing says "small corrections" like a 45Kb edit”

~ Mattsnow on Vandalism

“shoot laser beams onto your anus”

~ Mr-ex777 on Desu spam

“I am a offensive and i find this brony.”

~ Rockorocks on grammar

“TKF and Zombiebaron are still mega super hyper anus sucking clap trap infected same sex loving fag-trains.”

“There are 64 sites with a better three-month global Alexa traffic rank than Pornhub.com. The fraction of visits to the site referred by search engines is about 19%, and the site is particularly popular among users in the city of Chicago (where it is ranked #32). Pornhub.com's visitors view 5.3 unique pages each day on average. Compared with internet averages, the site's users are disproportionately male, and they are disproportionately childless, less affluent people browsing from home and school who have no postgraduate education.

~ Alexa.com