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Rolover Cookies

DID YOU KNOW???

• Rollover cookies are the only cookies which contain moose
• Rollover cookies are the only cookies endorsed by North Korea
• We don't know what's in rollover cookies - it's part of the surprise!
• Rollover cookies were found on the moon
• You'll enjoy a rollover cookie even better the second time!...and the second...and the third...and even the forth...but by the fith your dead.
• Rollover cookies - we care... ABOUT MONEY!!!!
• Rollover cookies - made with you in mind...>:D
• Do you think you know what's in Rollover Cookies? We don't! If you can tell us, you'll win a lifetime suply of Rollover Cookies! That's right! Five, yes five Rollover Cookies could be yours!
• Rollover cookies - you'll rollover with excitment! (and then death)
• Rollover cookies are made fresh from our factory in the disabled toilets at McDonalds
• Rololvre cokys cuntane lysdexic pepul!
• Rollover cookies - 50% sawdust, 20% chemicals, 5% dyslexic children, 10% ground up bones and 15% Unknown!
• Rollover cookies are endorsed by koalas

Want a job at rollover? Then come over right away! You could:

• Be in the cookies
• Meet a koala
• Be shipped to North Korea
• Tate the cookies
• Die
• Lose a limb
• Package the cookies
• Nick cookies
• Nick machinery
• Smash machinery
• Put a bomb in machinery
• Sue us
• Visit McDonalds
• Go to a disabled toilet

Yes, all this could be yours! Plus, with a nice pay of 4.13 cents an hour, you'll be rich* in no time

• (by rich we mean poor)

Just visit us at: 625, Highstreet, McDonlads, Made up place)

I am a koala also known as George Bush XKCD