User:EMC/WYCD

As Abraham Lincoln once said, "Ask not what your Uncyclopedia can do for you, ask what you can do for your Uncyclopedia. Ich bin ein Berliner."

As a waste basket, Uncyclopedia relies on the idiocy of its contributors and their passion for menial slave labor which is designed to be done by monkeys. Fortunately, you came along and saved us the trouble of renting those monkeys.

Edit

• Format – Help an ugly article by adding better formatting. (show me how to format)
• Proofread – You can find some articles which need their grammars, speeling, and oil checked in this list.
• Link – Help out a deadend or red link article. These pages are lonely and need to be linked to. (show me how to use links)
• Categorize – These pages don't know what category they belong in. Help them find their path home. Use this map to find the right category for an article. If you have a very large attention span, you can categorize images. (show me how to categorize)
• Recategorize – Move pages of overly populated categories into subcategories.
• Delete – Remove unfunny pictures or text from articles. If an article is too bad to save, or otherwise should be deleted, submit it to here for deletion.
• Add images to articles – These articles need images. You can also add some of our unused images to articles. (show me how to add images)

Create

• Rewrite an article – There are many articles needing a loving home. You can save them! Just browse through this list and if a title catches your eye, rewrite it so hard it won't know what hit it.
• Steal Borrow an idea – Sometimes people have an idea but don't create anything. Try searching for an idea in our list of requested articles. Will you be the one to rise up to the challenge of creating a picture or UnNews article from someone else's idea?
• Finish an article – Pick up where someone left off and finish an article. You can find unfinished articles here and here.
• Expand short pages – Add more content to short articles, which are found here and here.

Interact

• Vote – The community votes for which articles and pictures are featured on the front page. Help us decide at VFH and VFP. You can also vote for the Writer of the Month and Noob of the Moment.
• Review articles – Are you more of a critic than a writer? You can help others by giving constructive criticism on their article in our Pee Review project.
• Improve someone's article – Add content or good formatting to any articles needing help, new articles, or new articles needing help to stop them from becoming deleted articles.
• Award someone – Here's a list of awards that you can either give to someone or nominate them for.
• Adopt – Help a new user in the Adopt a Noob project.
• Chat – Hang out with like-minded Uncyclopedians in our chatroom.
• Participate in forums – Maybe someone is talking bad about your mother in our forums. You won't know unless you check.

But wait! There's more!

• Save lives – Join our Folding@home team. The world will thank you.
• Donate – This website is not for-profit and is primarily funded by contributions from readers like you. Please donate. Think of the children.
• Brush your teeth twice daily – The only way to prevent plaque build-up and dental caries.

Differences

Name of fix	Ugly or Cleanup	Fix	WIP	Expand	ICU
Problem	Bad formatting	Bad execution	Work in progress	Needs to be expanded	New, lots of work required
Length	Medium	Long	Medium or long	Medium or long	Very short
What you do	Sectionalize, order	Take out crap, make coherent	Finish it!	Finish it!	Flesh out concept and add images
Difficulty	In your sleep	Easy	Medium	Medium	Hard
Idea, material, execution	Good idea, good material, bad execution	Good idea, OK material, bad execution	Good idea, some material, not finished	Good idea, has potential, but needs more	Some idea, little material, execution needs work