User:Dsweetheart08/Ingrid Newkirk
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| Jobs | PETA Sexist Dognapper |
| Job Terms | 1982 -Animal Sexist 2000-present-Member of Abu Sayyaf |
| Husbands | (1956-1998) - Colonel Sanders (2004-present) - Leonidas |
| Spartan Mother | Vilma Santos |
| Spartan Father | Edu Manzano |
| Born | June 11, 1949 Philippines |
| Death | To be killed by Manny Pacquiao In Araneta Coloseium |
“We need a dognapper and you are the right choice, welcome to Abu Sayyaf”
“Lets have sex together!”
“Dognapping and killing them is my job”
“You are a Sexy Bitch from hell and i like to see you being kicked by Leonidas into a pit”
“God! You are an ugly bitch!”
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Anyway, she was born to have scaly arms on her right hand, so her parents took her to the hospital, and the damn doctor who was supposed to do plastic surgery on her, instead, the doctor sexed with the family's pet dog-and POOF, Ingrid Newkirk's arms turned normal.
Ingrid's work as a little girl-killing animals
She is some kind of rapist as a little girl, she likes to kill animals, the first time she killed them was at the age of 8 with a sling shot prior of being a transexual girl. She was a dumb idiot who never performed well in school, as a result, she was sent to Sparta for better education. And she recived education from Leonidas. Anyway, these were things she started to see in her new school and in the streets:
-As the janitor mops, she sees this strange sign
-A Spartan inn she saw during her field trip
-A photo of his teacher, Leonidas was posted on every wall of their School-Even in the Toilet room
-A japanese restaurant ad feauturing her teacher
-Her Teacher in a cafeteria poster
And so, it was said that she had Spartan parents and stayed there for the rest of her life, as said by her real parents. Altough she was a Spartan, she still killed her pet dog given by her Spartan Parents. She was so crazy of dining in hell!
Anyway, she didn't even know that her real parents were her Spartan parents. So she has the chance to dine in hell.
Teenage Life[edit | edit source]
She got her nickname "Chuva Chenes" at the age of 13, after graduating in Sparta Elementary School. Then she became a student in Sparta Middle School. She sexed with Adolf Hitler's dog after Hitler left him in an obedience school. Then so called Chuva Chenes had fun smoking and she was obsessed with killer beauty, as in disguising a Make-up kit box to be a Death Kit. And she was engaged to be drunk all the time and she is fond of massacaring dogs since then, she got arrested and thrown into a pit, and she dined in hell.
She became a prostitute after she decides to dine in hell again. As a prostitute, she went punk on her fashions and ended up arrested and placed in jail numerous of times. She was also a dancer in a beerhouse. Actually, she sexed with Leonidas in everytime she goes to the beerhouse or dine in hell.
During her stay in jail[edit | edit source]
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At last............University life[edit | edit source]
She said that University life was hard for her, she got lots of low scores, even when she cheated, poor Ingrid! Anyway, she was devoted to drugs and she managed to have sex with Adolf Hitler before she takes her drugs. She was taking the course of Bachelor of death in Animal Slaughtering. She got dumb everyday of her life. She feels like she is out of her mind! Anyway, she finished her course after 6 years(she repeated 4th year twice as a result of oversexing and drugs).
Graduation[edit | edit source]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is the great, she graduated and had a good life, her case of Murder was solved. Now, she struggles to go back to United States, but she felt dumb of going there and being murdered by the citizens. So she stayed in Sparta.
During her love times[edit | edit source]
She fell in love with Colonel Sanders during her dine in hell, she dated and sexed him 300 times a day, and she fucked Leonidas when she got the wrong order, but she was almost kicked in a pit of fire(used to cook Spartan specialities). Now, she was out of her mind.
Marrige[edit | edit source]
Her gown was oversized for her, she had a dead Chicken for a boquet and a Colt 45. She looked ugly there, but Colonel Sanders fell in love with her, and the wedding reception was held at KFC.
Divorce[edit | edit source]
After the Colonel fucked her ass, she separated from the Colonel and got addicted to drugs again. She was just plain and dumb. She would never make it back to United States.
Marrige Again![edit | edit source]
The oversized gown and the same boquet. But this time, her husband is Leonidas. Damn Shit Ingrid! Whatever you do, please throw her into a Spartan pit. PETA Should be dead, the next time Ingrid gets thrown into a Spartan pit.
Chuva Chenes[edit | edit source]
Here Comes the bride, With Colt 45.
PETA's own version of Bloody Mary
She is really a devil after over-dining in hell
Ingrid Newkirk sexing with Adolf Hitler's dog
Family Relationship[edit | edit source]
5 years after Ingrid's second wedding, of course we know her real parents are Spartans, but after she finally escaped from Sparta to the Philippines for a brief stay, she knew that President Arroyo was her stepsister(her parents before she was sent to Sparta were Diosdado Macapagal and Evangeline Macareg). Anyway, despite that she was younger than Gloria Arroyo, she was taller than Gloria due to her dining in hell that made her tall.
Useful Links(And some are not)[edit | edit source]
Sparta Tourism Office
Her Spartan Mother
PETA
Pamela Anderson
Her Shit Website-Pretty useful
Chuva Chenes 4 life
Wanted:Ingrid Newkirk, reward-$1 million