User:Drokkonen

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Would this user be that big of a nerdy asshole to say that this is him? Deadpool thinks so.

Nice.

The hottest sex tape ever found

By the by, despite what the Uncyclopedia-Poop template says, this userpage CAN have annoying noises if YOU are willing to supply them!

If the Joker ever catches you using a playing card as a drinking coaster, this will happen.

Yes, I'm a survivor...mainly cuz I'm already a Zombie, but still, I survived the humans.

CURRENT ACCOLADES

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This is it?!? This is all I get?!? Oh internet, you cold, hard bitch; I swear I'll quit you someday! I'll even leave my Deadpool article to rot in the etheral wastes of data streams! You'll pay! I'll make you all pay! I'LL PAINT ALL MY WARHAMMER MODELS WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Oh, and just so you knows, I AM that much of a bitch to constantly search for articles with Deadpool in them because I'm such an over protective bastard, and if you DID mention him in one, I'LL KNOW, CUZ I'LL BE WATCHING.

This user is an evil clown.
Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user is a mutant.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user is a complete, irredeemable verb. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and execrate at a Minolta.

This user is an adventurer.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a reincarnation of Deadpool.

This user is a zombie. BARHAH!

This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU!

This user edits Grueslayer.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user's IQ is over enough to be legally retarded.

This user's IQ is over enough to be illeagly retarded.